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  <title>claudish cakes of the world</title>
  <subtitle>mERH?</subtitle>
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    <name>mERH?</name>
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  <updated>2005-07-01T15:52:03Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:3344</id>
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    <title>the_claudish @ 2005-07-01T11:51:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-01T15:52:03Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-01T15:52:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I NEED A HAIR CUT!! HELP ME!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:3208</id>
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    <title>- What have they done?!-</title>
    <published>2005-03-25T18:04:06Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-25T18:04:06Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Decapitated - Symmetry Of Zero</lj:music>
    <content type="html">It appears I have been cought on film doing what I do best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merh.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They will never understand the secrets of my ways... NEVER !!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.spoonartcom.com/spoonswork/merhdish.wmv"&gt; MERH VIDEO! &lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:2935</id>
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    <title>the_claudish @ 2004-12-04T01:51:00</title>
    <published>2004-12-04T06:51:32Z</published>
    <updated>2004-12-04T06:51:32Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Terror 2000 - Killing Machine</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://www.spoonartcom.com/spoonswork/macro1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pet me... MERH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it must be done... MERH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so emo i'm merh.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:2778</id>
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    <title>the_claudish @ 2004-11-02T09:24:00</title>
    <published>2004-11-02T14:24:51Z</published>
    <updated>2004-11-02T14:24:51Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Beto Vazquez - Until Dawn (Angels Of Light)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Merh, they wont let me vote!  They tell me cat years don't count =(</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:2207</id>
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    <title>SOMEONE HEARD MY CRIES!!!</title>
    <published>2004-10-13T21:18:43Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-13T21:20:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Opeth - Serenity Painted Death</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_chaos_evolved' lj:user='chaos_evolved' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://chaos-evolved.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://chaos-evolved.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;chaos_evolved&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and/or &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_theladyvelvet' lj:user='theladyvelvet' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://theladyvelvet.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://theladyvelvet.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;theladyvelvet&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; have heard my cries!!  Theres pictures of the most beautiful elegant creature on earth..&lt;br /&gt;ME! ME! ME!&lt;br /&gt;*merh*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_chaos_evolved' lj:user='chaos_evolved' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://chaos-evolved.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://chaos-evolved.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;chaos_evolved&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; is sick, maybe it's cause I put my furry tail in his face when he's asleep. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/LadyVelvet/Claudish/claudishbag.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;come on.. you know you have never seen anything more cuter than this face&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#ff0000"&gt; =^..^= &lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="Script MT Bold" color="#000000"&gt; The Claudish&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:1954</id>
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    <title>the_claudish @ 2004-10-13T10:35:00</title>
    <published>2004-10-13T14:36:26Z</published>
    <updated>2004-10-13T14:36:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">no one likes to take pictures of me anymore :(</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:1601</id>
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    <title>something claudish acutally wrote</title>
    <published>2004-05-19T20:20:27Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-19T20:20:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">" 4p[; v 4errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/Bastich666/claudish2.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:1388</id>
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    <title>the_claudish @ 2004-05-12T11:56:00</title>
    <published>2004-05-12T15:55:58Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-12T15:55:58Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Hampton the Hamster - The Hamster Dance</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Sometimes I feel as if my owners only take pictures at my expense.  I've been dressed up in hats and sunglasses, and  all they do is point, laugh and take my picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they all laugh at my pictures and show them all to their friends.&lt;br /&gt;but they do say this captures me personality...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img58.photobucket.com/albums/v178/LadyVelvet/Claudish/ultimateclaudish.jpg" alt=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh merh is me =(</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:1169</id>
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    <title>- have you ever wondered what makes my poo? -</title>
    <published>2004-05-03T03:54:16Z</published>
    <updated>2004-05-03T03:54:16Z</updated>
    <lj:music>the sound of the dishwasher monster</lj:music>
    <content type="html">merrhhhh what a boring day. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I WAS ONLY BRUSHED 3 TIMES TODAY! But i did get one of the big non furry creatures that lives in my litterbox castle to feed me some of his dinner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I never could understand why they sit up so high and eat on that table thing, I've sat up there many times and everytime I do I get chased by a big nonfurry creature. What is so special about that tall place? Maybe they have more brushes up there that they don't want me to see.. .merh! Thats it. Brushes.. mmmm m ERH! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I was saying I at this wierd pink stuff the strange big non furry creature called "salmon" it was good, and when he wasn't looking i jumped back up on that high table thing and ate the rest of it. That made him yell and scream... So i thought that it was time to be brushed again! but when i ran into the bathroom there wasn't anyone there waiting for me... oooh merrrh &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think i'll leave them a hairball surprise tommorow, that will make them want to brush me! I mean, who WOULDN'T want to brush me... just look at me! MERH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the big creatures got out his camera thing again and took a picture of me when I was dreaming of a big litter box and some lovely medows for me to play in...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/Bastich666/claudish.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;not my best picture, but It's meee...SO BRUSH MEEEEEEE</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:615</id>
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    <title>- oh poo is me -</title>
    <published>2004-04-29T03:04:23Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-29T03:04:23Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Ministry - N.W.O.</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I really need to stop getting myself in these situations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;merh...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why must my owners be so merhfully odd all the time, taking pictures when I really need help!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/Bastich666/claudishbox.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:the_claudish:256</id>
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    <title>the_claudish @ 2004-04-28T16:50:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-28T20:50:43Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-28T20:50:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ello,  i am Claudish.  Though that isnt my birth name, some idiot made it up and it caught on.  Now thats what everyone calls me.  But my real name is Jean Claude and I am 100% Persian.&lt;br /&gt;Today was uneventful.  I woke up, took a trip to the litter box.  Went to go get some food but Bobby Joe was there, and he eats first (or he beats me up).&lt;br /&gt;And I was about to drift off for nap, then &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_chaos_evolved' lj:user='chaos_evolved' style='white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://chaos-evolved.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://chaos-evolved.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;chaos_evolved&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; picked me up for no reason and ran off to his room with me.  He danced me infront of this camera thing and then I fought him off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now.. where are those other people who brush me...</content>
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